Body Love

I don’t want you to fear me but I don’t care if you like me.  Let’s be frank.  I have an appetite.  I’m not fat.  I'm healthy and get plenty of exercise playing with my peeps and hunting in the garage.  Although I can’t quite make the leaps I used to I mostly blame that on my people redoing their kitchen counters.  Granite is more slippery than Formica don’t you think?  I know what you’re thinking… that this my belly.  It certainly is not.  It’s a primordial pooch!  Not fat. Google it!