I don’t want you to fear me but I don’t care if you like me. Let’s be frank. I have an appetite. I’m not fat. I'm healthy and get plenty of exercise playing with my peeps and hunting in the garage. Although I can’t quite make the leaps I used to I mostly blame that on my people redoing their kitchen counters. Granite is more slippery than Formica don’t you think? I know what you’re thinking… that this my belly. It certainly is not. It’s a primordial pooch! Not fat. Google it!